Embarrassment- I’m sure it’s something we have all faced but surely enough it’s something we don’t enjoy encountering. It’s like rain. Some days the clouds forecast a rainy shower and other days, spontaneous rain pours despite the perfectly sunny sky. It’s unpredictable, undesirable, and unfortunately it’s necessary. Without rain, the green and the blue of the earth will die out, leaving us to live in a brownish poop-colored earth. In the same sense, without the frequent showers of embarrassment, the humility in us will wither, leaving us to think we are “the shit”.
Embarrassment helps us to wake up from our imaginary egoistical world and reminds us of the reality-we are all human beings who idiotically strive for an impossible perfection, yet we frequently believe that we are “perfect”.
I’ll be the first say; today I have been rejected by a girl. If that weren’t bad enough, I think I was officially awarded the “Facebook Stalker” trophy. What can I say? I utilize modern technologies to polish my game to perfection. If there are any lady readers out there, don’t be afraid to “holler at me”. Now before the giggles and the laughs come, I know we’ve all been rejected before. But if weren’t for this rejection today, I’d most likely take the “playa” persona and begin with changing my name to a simple “E” (It’s easier for the girls to shout my name). Then type all my text messages with a mixture of caps and numbers, L1kE tHiS. And finally to complete my transformation, I’d take photo-shopped pictures of myself, half naked in the bathroom, and write “cUtE pOoBeAr” in the corner of all the pictures, then post them as my profile pics for the creepy homosexual internet adult predators to later message me asking for my number. I’m sure that the embarrassment outweighs the “playa” transformation.
Embarrassment will inevitably occur. The best way to approach is like a man. Ronald Kim said it best,”Real men don’t get embarrassed.”
PS: We all know how clever Ron is.
Love All,
GhanDEEP
3 comments:
LOL
"we all know how clever Ron is."
AHAHAHA ... interesting like all you're other posts
Haha, well spoken.
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