Genius

Summertime is finally here! I’ll be the first to say, “Summer is great” but the excessive amount of freedom can get boring. You can only play basketball for so long before you grow tired of it. Today I found a new source of entertainment-the news. Yes, you read it right- the news! Aside from its “make-you-feel-dumb” vocabulary, I find it very humorous and entertaining. For example check out this story; http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525983,00.html.

I know what you’re thinking. “WOW this guy is an idiot!” I beg to differ. This man is a genius! Which cop wouldn’t believe that an infant is capable of driving a car? It’s simple; press the gas pedal to go and the brake pedal to stop and turn the wheel as you go. It’s much easier than walking.

Aside from the obvious, the man knew the jury wouldn’t charge his infant son with hit and run. I can imagine the court room in my head. The infant’s “goo goo gaa gaa” would suffice for a defense testimony. How can anyone convict a cute one year-old for a crime? I said it before and I’ll say it again; the man is a genius!

Oh yeah the moral of this story? When you commit a crime, just blame it on your infant child, he/she will serve as a perfect scape goat. We all know infants are capable of crimes!

Love All,

GhanDEEP